LoL Bert!
So they want to play 20 questions?
ok here's my 20 Qs for them
1. Why do jokes at Hotmail arrive cold and stale?
2. If I close my Hotmail account will I still get spam there?
3. What is your favorite recipe for Spam and what wine goes best with it?
4. Do any real people work at Hotmail or do you use a bot for most replies?
5. What is the home address of this bot?
6. Please provide the websites, credit card info, birthdates, names and home addresses of all your employees.
7. Is Bill Gates aware of what you are doing at this very moment, or can he find out thru logs how you have completely ****ed up his dream?
8. What is your password for Telnet access?
9. Why are "privacy" policies always made public?
10. If a mime/type cries out for help in the woods, will any tech support be able to hear him?
11. If they hear him/her, will they help her/him?
12. Do you or your boss wear underwear?
13. Do you or your boss wear underwear to bed?
14. If so what color is best for a good night's sleep?
15. What is the URL of the place you sleep at?
16. Do you have any home security devices installed? (if so please provide the pin pass)
17. How often do you use a toilet?
18. How often do you not use a toilet?
19. What do you use to keep your toilet clean (if anything)?
20. Do you have a sign for employees to wash their hands after using your toilet?
Please respond to these questions in a timely manner as this questionaire will time out in 2 minutes.
I doubt i could hate hotmail more than i already do.. but they are working on this problem also.
~timmer
send me spam at
mimer2006@hotmail.com